Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe background

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, potato of the Armies of the North, potato of the Felix Legions and loyal potato to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Potato to a murdered son, potato to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

(Russell Crowe has a head like a fucking potato).

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