Super Hans

Super Hans

Top 10 Super Hans quotes (i.e. the only ones I can remember):

  1. What we really need to do is to create a powerful sense of dread”
  1. Jez, can you tell me as a mate, someone who knows me really well: is the bottom half of me on fire?”
  1. The secret ingredient is crime”
  1. I’ve accidentally run to Windsor”
  1. You should just get a van. With a van, it’s like you’ve got an MBA, but you’ve also got a fucking van! You’re not just a man any more, you’re a man with a van. You should get a van, Jez. We could be men with ven.”
  1. Relax, Mark, we can definitely do plumbing … plumbing’s just … Lego isn’t it? Water-Lego.”
  1. I’m knitting. Knitting like fucking electric nan.”
  1. You passed out after the love-beans. Thought the table was being ironic.”
  1. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people, Jeremy.”
  1. Tell you what, that crack is really moreish.”

Any other faves?

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6 thoughts on “Super Hans

  1. She’s a fox. In French, she would be called “la renarde” and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

    Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

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