Rafa Benitez

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So, owing to no popular demand whatsoever, the fat Spanish waiter has waddled his mottled arse back to the English Premier League and reminded us all why we were so glad to see the him go in 2010.

I did write a bunch of words but owing to my, shall we say, forthright feelings on the subject of Mr Benitez, they read rather like the sort of thing you’d find in the diary of a deranged psychopath just before he went on a killing spree and then turned the gun on himself. And at Jowls of Derision, we’re fractionally better than mere mindless, homicidal bigotry.

So anyway, I’ll confine myself to simply thanking Roman Abramovich for diluting the pool of charm, charisma and personal magnetism in the managerial fraternity.

 

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2 thoughts on “Rafa Benitez

  1. Wonderful.

    The esteem in which Liverpool fans hold the FSW is baffling – he ‘masterminded’ the flukiest Champions League win in recent years with someone else’s team, then drove them down the table until they finished 7th, then flounced out, bleating about not having any money (despite Liverpool being among the highest spenders in the league).

    Then he managed to get Inter down to a mid-table position the season after they were treble winners. Then he launched a shit app.

    Rafa Benitez: genius.

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