Ed Miliband

Stand up if:-

  • you’re a relentlessly irritating bell-end;
  • you have the most punchable face in the history of the universe;
  • you have a ludicrously adenoidal voice;
  • you have the hair of an utter, utter, terrible, stupid dick with idiotic hair;
  • your massive 8-ball irises make you look like a deranged crack-head;
  • you have piano-key teeth too big for your ridiculous mouth;
  • the way you flap your hands around makes Mr Bean look coordinated; and/or
  • you were bullied at school and probably deserved it.

Ed Miliband

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