Richard M Nixon

“Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drrrrunk and stupid as ever. The only one who’s changed is me; I’ve become bitter, and let’s face it, CRRRAZY over the years! And once I’m swept into office, I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!”

Richard Nixon’s head, Futurama.